When you tell someone to pound sand, don't leave them hanging
Help them follow through with your request and provide some sand for pounding in a conveneint size that fits most fists. Have it shipped to their door or hand deliver it yourself
POUND SAND /ˈpownd ˈsænd/
COOL IDEA, BUT WHO DO I GIVE THIS TO?
The "under $20 gift"
for a Christmas party
Stocking stuffer for
your sibling
Your roommate who
can take a joke
Your ex who gave you the "it's not you, it's me" speech
Your coworker who doesn't know how to chew quietly
The "under $20 gift"
for a Christmas party
Stocking stuffer for
your sibling
Your roommate who
can take a joke
Your ex who gave you the "it's not you, it's me" speech
Your coworker who doesn't know how to chew quietly
VIRTUAL SAND POUNDING
Not ready to buy? Send this game to someone to get some practice for the real thing
HOW TO ORDER
Choose your size
Choose the size that you would like for someone to pound
Choose your delivery method
Either ship it to yourself and hand deliver the sand, or anonymously ship it directly to your victim
Achieve closure
Sit back knowing you've done your best to help someone truly pound sand
QUICK START GUIDE
Read these sand pounding instructions to become a certified sand pounder
A GAG GIFT THAT PACKS A PUNCH
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GETS A LAUGH
Chances are it will put a smile on the face of the person receiving, or at least a perplexed look.
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DELIVER YOUR WAY
Have it delivered anonymously to their door or place of work. Or hand deliver it yourself!
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SIZED FOR SATISFACTION
Compact enough for a mailbox or stocking. Big enough to fit most fists. Perfectly poundable.
